About Me:

Mercurial, Quixotic, Allegedly Bright - Empirically stupid. Lazy, Intense, Funny, Generous, Mean Spirited, Flamboyant, Barfly, Clubhound, Kerbcrawler, Kebab Eater, Church-Goer, Bonvivant, International Gypsy, Jet-Set-Vagabond. Disco Diva and Quintessential Euro Trash